RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

The Russians did it

Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies

Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.

by thaaanos April 11, 2018

Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it

Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling

by Lennon8tor December 14, 2019

russian biscuit

russian biscuit means somebody eat a biscuit while drinking and having sex

dude i did some russian biscuits last night

by s8n. December 4, 2019

Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)

Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny

by juice warrior September 4, 2023

Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

Russian virus

A new virus that's spreading across entire Europe.

"Hey, how's it going?"
"Привет, меня зовут Дмитрий."
"Damn, you got the Russian virus."

by perselakkuja184 October 21, 2023