Russian Body Shot

When one individual slurps the jizz from another's bellybutton.

"Russian Body Shots anybody?!"

"Jen did a Russian Body Shot off of me yesterday and I almost threw up"

"I think I have a thing for men who do Russian Body Shots"

by Dirty Deliquentes October 20, 2025

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A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant

Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?

by Meutar October 22, 2025

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Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

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Russian Hush

The act of shitting in the open mouth of a prone person.

She wanted a Russian Hush the other night.

by GrimReaver December 5, 2025

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A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.

"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."

by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025

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