the purple man

If you find this. The_real_purple_man.2020 is I, Samuel M

Brendan thinks The purple man is mark but it really might be nick.

by Therealmanpurple December 01, 2020

Purple neck

When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys

Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl

by Bushwookie747 September 24, 2019

Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.

So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 08, 2021

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

by Solid Mantis October 09, 2020

purple screamer

When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm

Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!

by The name is D November 20, 2015

purple nut mole

That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell

Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole

by Bc2292 June 16, 2023

Purple Casket

the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch

Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.

by Barnes N. Obel May 26, 2011