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The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.
"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."
by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025
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purple core

purple core is mainly associated with murder and bombs but it is also a cute aesthetic. Songs that fit this asethetic: Chururira Chururira Daddadda! rinridgetrid (yes the one by natsuki kanemaru
by Purple core February 19, 2025
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Purple

people who join a discord server and think there the shit even though their newbie cunts
bob: oh god a fuckin purple
jake: lets bully him
Purple: you guys ever really look into philosophy starts quoting René Descartes
by The definitive definitions February 26, 2021
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Purple

Someone u will never stop loving. Even after they’ve moved on and u think u have a small part of ur heart will always belong to them.
by Agirlhasnoname11 February 21, 2021
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purple veined yogurt thrower

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.
by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013
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purple lapiz

The name of something secretive, like a plan or something that you're not supposed to be doing
person 1: purple lapiz
person 2: *hands over the drugs*
by Mikokona September 27, 2019
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