Rooty Poops

Scrubs, second-stringers, substitutes, or benchwarmers of a sports team. Second-rate things of any kind.

The game was getting late and we were losing 41-0, so the coach sent in all the rooty poops.

by stuby November 27, 2010

Poop Shark

A phrase used to describe a certain type of person. This person is usually tall and gangly and may suffer from slight mental retardation. They usually have curly hair and most would describe them as a big dumb faggot. Many of the P-sharks listen to hip-hop music and are characterized as wiggers. These types of poop sharks may have a Jheri curl. Some famous poop sharks include Jon Heder(Napoleon Dynamite), Screech(Dustin Diamond) , and Rosie O'Donnel.

Korie Mooreland is such a douche! He must have got his degree in poop sharkology.

I can't believe that faggot! he is such a Poop Shark!

by Doug Wenticoff December 7, 2006

Poop Tube

A poop tube is when you put your hand in a tube like shape and put it over someone's mouth and take a big meaty shit and stuff it in their mouth with one finger.

Last night my girlfriend was begging for the poop tube.

by Lady fuck February 28, 2009

poop catcher

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

by thefashionpolice May 12, 2011

Poop scum

1. The scum, or remains, of feces.

2. An irritating, or stupid person, or just someone you dont particularly enjoy.

example 1: Dude come into the bathroom and look at all my poop scum!

example 2: Wow Jaren, your such a POOP SCUM!

by elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010

Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019