Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".

Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!

by billybee69 November 24, 2010

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Coco-nut

(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.

No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.

by Ben Dustman October 31, 2010

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Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

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Gamer Nuts

Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.

Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode”
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”

by Rusty_Dusty March 5, 2020

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