A term used to represent a current mood. Usually used to describe a person that is content with his or her current situation.
After a night of drinking heavily, Timmy asked Carl "How he was feeling?" Carl responded "I'm Straight Box."
by Timmy6981 June 19, 2008
Get the Straight Boxmug. Someone who is secretly gay, but pretends not to be.
James: Hey man, you acting kinda gay nowadays, if you want to come out we'll be here for you.
Sam: Hell nah fam, I'm Super Straight, fuck those trans people fucking hate them and their LGBT shit.
James: Although I do not agree with you at all, I'll leave you be.
Sam (in his head): pfew, dodged a bullet there, let's check grindr for a bit.
James: Hey man, you acting kinda gay nowadays, if you want to come out we'll be here for you.
Sam: Hell nah fam, I'm Super Straight, fuck those trans people fucking hate them and their LGBT shit.
James: Although I do not agree with you at all, I'll leave you be.
Sam (in his head): pfew, dodged a bullet there, let's check grindr for a bit.
by i_love_cocks March 9, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Trans-phobic people who are stupid and think that there coming out is just as hard as anybody in the LGBTQ+
by chickedn April 30, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. person:Would you date a transgender.
you:No
person:That's transphobic you can't say that.
you: Yes i can because i sexually identify as Super Straight and you're being heterophobic.
you:No
person:That's transphobic you can't say that.
you: Yes i can because i sexually identify as Super Straight and you're being heterophobic.
by Levi Augustus March 5, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A fake sexuality that transphobes use as an excuse to be transphobic. “Super Straight” people say they won’t date a trans man/woman.
Person 1: hey she’s really pretty!
Person 2: nah I’m super straight.
Person 1: so you’re transphobic?
Person 2: *trying to defend themselves*
Person 2: nah I’m super straight.
Person 1: so you’re transphobic?
Person 2: *trying to defend themselves*
by JD M. March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. General douchebag version of a drug free kid.
Someone who is IN YOUR FACE drug free for absolutely no reason. They feel the need to announce to everyone that they are straight edge and generalize everyone who doesnt draw x's on their hands as douchebag people.
Will challenge you to constant fights completely unprovoked if you aren't straight edge (Even if you are drug free) but will never fight one on one and will only fight with weapons and all of their friends at the same time.
Claim to be doing good for their communities but are actually horrible, terrible people.
Usually are only straight edge to get attention but if none of their straight edge kid friends find out, they have no problem drinking/smoking/doing drugs.
Claim that Earth Crisis is the best band in the world but it is actually the single worst band in existence.
Someone who is IN YOUR FACE drug free for absolutely no reason. They feel the need to announce to everyone that they are straight edge and generalize everyone who doesnt draw x's on their hands as douchebag people.
Will challenge you to constant fights completely unprovoked if you aren't straight edge (Even if you are drug free) but will never fight one on one and will only fight with weapons and all of their friends at the same time.
Claim to be doing good for their communities but are actually horrible, terrible people.
Usually are only straight edge to get attention but if none of their straight edge kid friends find out, they have no problem drinking/smoking/doing drugs.
Claim that Earth Crisis is the best band in the world but it is actually the single worst band in existence.
Regular person: Oh hey whats up man?
Straight edge kid: FUCKING BEING STRAIGHT EDGE!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!?!?!?!
Regular Person: No, I don't think so.
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! (calls all of his friends to come fight the regular person)
OR
Straight edge kid: Hey, what are you doing?
Regular Person: Uhh... hey stranger. Im off to donate to the food bank and go help out at the animal shelter. You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette I could have would you?
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE!! YOURE DEAD!!!
Regular Person: I was just asking, sheesh. It's not that big of a deal.
OR
Single Straight edge kid: HEY ASSHOLE!! FIGHT ME!!
Smoker who was minding his own business: Ummm... okay?
Single Straight edge kid: what... really? (runs away)
OR
Straight edge kid: LETS GO SEE EARTH CRISIS!! STRAIGHT EDGE XXX XVX SXE STRAIGHT EDGE HARDCORE STRAIGHT EDGE!!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!
Non-straight edge kid: No, thanks, I like music.
Straight edge kid: FUCKING BEING STRAIGHT EDGE!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!?!?!?!
Regular Person: No, I don't think so.
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! (calls all of his friends to come fight the regular person)
OR
Straight edge kid: Hey, what are you doing?
Regular Person: Uhh... hey stranger. Im off to donate to the food bank and go help out at the animal shelter. You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette I could have would you?
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE!! YOURE DEAD!!!
Regular Person: I was just asking, sheesh. It's not that big of a deal.
OR
Single Straight edge kid: HEY ASSHOLE!! FIGHT ME!!
Smoker who was minding his own business: Ummm... okay?
Single Straight edge kid: what... really? (runs away)
OR
Straight edge kid: LETS GO SEE EARTH CRISIS!! STRAIGHT EDGE XXX XVX SXE STRAIGHT EDGE HARDCORE STRAIGHT EDGE!!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!
Non-straight edge kid: No, thanks, I like music.
by greatperson82734823964807 November 14, 2009
Get the Straight Edge Kidmug. A person that was once straight, then fell victim to the "liberal agenda", then turned straight again.
The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
by Unpy June 30, 2008
Get the ex-ex-straightmug.