Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.

-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra

by Dubzak May 28, 2019

Pull a mike

When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife

Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours

by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021

Miking Off

When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.

I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.

by teabag2511 May 3, 2018

mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

White Mike

A little white bitch.

Oh shit there "white mike"

by @yurgirlR.H September 17, 2021

Mike

A Person that most likely has the addiction to foxes or wovles... You have an Un-common name, your kind of stupid but seriously what else would you think? Your Cool? Oh yeah theres a reason why people used to stare at you *stares*...

That person should be called a Mike... He acts like one too

by LolJerkyBeef September 12, 2021

Mike Tyson

A measurement of currency in which is 1 million USD.

"Oprah is sure worth a lot of mike tysons"
"Bill gates makes at least three mike tysons a day"

by Pixsian December 14, 2016