mexican freckle

A dingleberry on a spic’s ass.

Juan Rodriguez tried jumping Trump’s wall and snagged his Mexican Freckle.

by DiCK SLasHer October 1, 2019

Mexican Shotgun

After hitting a marijuana related item, before exhaling, allow a friend to push on your chest with your back flat against the wall. Hold your breath while they are applying pressure, then once you need to breath signal them to let off. Once you exhale, the oxygen traooed in your lungs will race to your brain cause a system overload kinda. In other words super high super fast. Warning - you could possibly black out, have someone their to catch you.

Dude, I gave someone their first Mexican shotgun and they were slumped!

by Kwmsjrownf September 17, 2017

mexican portrait

When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style anal and his dick is covered in shit when he pulls out, he then slops his shit covered dick all over her back drawing whatever comes to mind.

I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.

by DementedBenny March 20, 2017

Mexican Jackpot

An expression used to describe one's excitement upon receiving a semi-shitty gift or prize.

I just won a signed copy of the Nickleback album; Mexican jackpot baby!

by Cucumber Falls May 9, 2017

being a mexican

The art of inserting ones penis into a fajita

Hey dude I just caught Jason being a Mexican in the toilets

by The cheese grator June 13, 2017

Mexican Karaoke

A fart.

Johnny keeps farting, he's got a real Mexican Karaoke going.

by Demigorgonzola December 2, 2017

Mexican Tubesock

When you shove a taco inside a tubesock and shove it up the womans vagina. Then gets an 18 inch dildo and proceeds to ram it up her vagina and smash the taco. After this you remove the taco and eat it.

Have you ever tried a mexican tubesock?

by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017