being a mexican

The art of inserting ones penis into a fajita

Hey dude I just caught Jason being a Mexican in the toilets

by The cheese grator June 13, 2017

mexican bulldozer

the act of eating mexican food then later on putting your mexican load on a tortilla and pushing it on your lover's face or just some unexpecting persons.

Dude that mexican bulldozer i pulled off the other night at taco bell was the SHIT!!!!

by tacomelt sandwich February 23, 2011

Mexican squirrel

Another term for an Iguanna.

The resort in Cancun was full of Mexican Squirrels.

Damn Mexican squirrel took my burrito!

by six_2midnight November 30, 2011

The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019

Mexican Tubesock

When you shove a taco inside a tubesock and shove it up the womans vagina. Then gets an 18 inch dildo and proceeds to ram it up her vagina and smash the taco. After this you remove the taco and eat it.

Have you ever tried a mexican tubesock?

by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017

Mexican Pipe

The best Pipe you'll ever sit on ladies lol. Cinnamon :p

Vanessa: Hey girl what's up!

Friend: Ayyy girl, let's go to the club for some drinks tonight after work.

Vanessa: Oh no girl! I would love to but I haven't been able to walk right ALL DAMN day, I think I should go home tonight for now.

Friend: Why girl what's wrong? You good?

Vanessa: Yeah, I chilled and smoked with that hot Mexican guy I've been tellin you about last night named "Shine" and he gave me that good Mexican Pipe! Damn I'm sore but that shit was amazing girl. Super soaked!

by Mexican Pipe (Ole) October 21, 2016

Mexican Tallahassee

The act of an individual inserting his penis into a donkeys anal cavity, allowing the donkey to shit on his penis while he ejaculates and a mixture of semen and shit slides out.

"I had to take my donkey to the doctor because I mexican Tallahassee'd him all night & his anal cavity won't close."

by 420.blazeit June 22, 2015