Matthew is the name of a man who is funny and smart and kind but most of all will be the first one to help you out if you need it. Sometimes Matthew goes by Matt but the best people call him Guapo because he is so attractive. He is talented in almost every sport and has enough zeal to power a small city-state for a century. Matt won't hesitate to pour all of that zeal out on whatever playing field or court he might be on, so be sure to pick him for your team. Actually, to be honest it's more likely that he will be picking you. Matt is a natural leader who will go to hell and back for you if necessary. In fact, he has been to hell and back multiple times. His successful leadership stems in part from his ability to empathize with all sorts of people with all sorts of backgrounds. He has a knack of saying exactly what you need to hear, and the thing is he means it.
Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.
All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.
All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Oh no there is a dog! Quick coach, start the workout so Matthew won't run away!
Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.
Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.
Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
by Isabel or Jackson September 25, 2018
True sex god. Gets all the bitches. Tall, handsome, with beautiful blonde luxurius hair. Cannot be compared to simple humans. A real gift from God. He is the type of guy people always think are way out of their league.
He is a real Matthew
by Pakarat 🥵 👳♂️✈🏢🏢 February 24, 2024
Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.
by GraceforMatty May 17, 2022
Matthew is a very awkward guy you’ll ever meet. He’s shy almost all the time and is only open to his close friends. He’ll open up to you after he confesses his feelings for you, but will still be awkward with you.. Matthew will always be watching from behind and is always be jealous of everyone around the girl he likes. He’ll copy your fit and follow his friends around, but I meannnn that’s just who he is 🤷🏻 ♀️
But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
*when driving around*
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you”
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you”
by abcdefu:) November 22, 2021
Matthew is well Matthew…he can be a bitch much some times but over all a great guy.He hang long curly hair and dark brown eyes.At first sight you may see him as a goofy country guy with a gardening problem but you would be wrong.He always knows how to make you laugh and cheer you up when your at your lowest.He also loves to travel and make his world worth living.He also pretty innocent on the outside but a freak in the sheets behind close doors.Overall when you have a Matthew in your life don’t let him do.
by KenKay03 September 04, 2021
An absolute sexyman with a cute smile. He’s got really bad music taste but you can ignore it because he’s just that cool. He can play tom’s diner on the guitar AND the piano, and he’s got really nice warm hands because he doesn’t have anaemia. Sexiest man alive 2021
Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine
by dubchaeng9 November 26, 2021