Man Tarp

Used in replacement of the word "blanket", an man tarp is to be worn as to keep the wearer warm.

Is that a blanket?

No, its my non-gay man tarp.

by King Leonitis April 30, 2010

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Lemon Man

A sexist male on Twitter; Anti-feminist

The lemon man would later regret his experience with social media.

by SugarNat November 29, 2018

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Man on the mountain

n. - used to describe someone whose body of knowledge extends way beyond expert status. This is guy who the gurus climb the mountain to go ask a question.

Dude, my iPhone kept crapping out on me and it took 3 geniuses scratching their heads before we went to go see the man on the mountain. Problem solved.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz October 10, 2009

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A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.

Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.

Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.

Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.

by Leasie56 January 20, 2010

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man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

by Wageslut December 16, 2015

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