Mexican squirrel

Another term for an Iguanna.

The resort in Cancun was full of Mexican Squirrels.

Damn Mexican squirrel took my burrito!

by six_2midnight November 30, 2011

The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019

Mexican Middle

The middle seat in the front of a truck. Usually the bench seat in an older beat up truck used for gardening activities.

Gary Winthorpe: "Hey can I get a ride?"
Danny: "Sure but you have to sit Mexican Middle"

by JerryWinthorpe August 12, 2018

Mexican Pottery

A rarely-used, yet oddly sly euphemism for marijuana.

Hey man, my friend with the Mexican Pottery is in town; need a hook?

by Kurari July 20, 2010

Mexican Smack

When a hairy Mexican guy headbutts a woman and his mustache smacks her face.

Mario attempted to Mexican Smack Maxine, but she ended up Mexican Smacking him.

by Corey Sanders September 14, 2013

mexican earthquake

A seismic activity cause by pure joy.

After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.

by glamthrax June 19, 2018

Mexican Gumbo

The remains of an eaten burrito found in an un-flushed toilet the day after.

As John entered the only available stall in the restroom, he soon realized that his growling bowels would go uneased as the toilet was clogged with Mexican gumbo.

by Rawbutt Liquor March 15, 2012