slit kick

When a woman gets kicked in her vagina.

Ouch! Looks like Simon missed the soccer ball and instead gave Jennifer a painful slit kick!

by Sierra09 February 20, 2021

Kick balls day

January 13th is kick a guy in the balls day

Kick balls day

by Lucas 393 January 12, 2022

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024

kick boulders

Telling someone to try really hard to get the fuck out of here or there.

Why are you here, bitch kick boulders

by Ms_Sassy November 21, 2017

General Kick Buttowski

This dude is the worst! Most negative experience ever! Every blog post he made was garbage! sites'.'google'.'com/view/general-kick-buttowski-cuckoo/

General Kick Buttowski, more like, general butt kicks.

by ProphetProteus April 1, 2022

sick kick

giving a sale oral mex

bro she gave me a SICK KICK

by xal0g1c April 4, 2017

drop kicked lasagna

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?

- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined

by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022