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Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
by Dntwrry3 September 17, 2013
A man who is undeniably gay, he mongers for shit and does nothing else but sit in his room all day and wank over the thought that one day he’ll be able to have a love child with a dog, he also drinks a considerable amount of fresh hot cum from the finest horses in Afghanistan
by Ni99a please May 28, 2023
(1)Want to go to the club tonight?
Dude, don’t be a Jay Mack
(2)Here is a condom for your date tonight...
I’m pulling a Jay Mack tonight and won’t need one
Dude, don’t be a Jay Mack
(2)Here is a condom for your date tonight...
I’m pulling a Jay Mack tonight and won’t need one
by Naauao Yeoja April 22, 2021
by Wingham high school November 09, 2021