by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 03, 2021
Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.
Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."
by Long Johns August 24, 2013
"You can sleep me under the table any day"
-zeroNine
-zeroNine
by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 04, 2010
by N. Way March 31, 2020
A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?
random woman: no!
jim: please?
random woman: ...fine.
random woman: no!
jim: please?
random woman: ...fine.
by 8008s March 01, 2010
Wes, literally anyone can add a definition to Urban Dictionary. That doesn’t mean it’s a real thing.
by Patrick129816 March 15, 2021
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020