Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

There's heat in the wood

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.

There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!

by Cryodrag1 May 17, 2022

Wood stain

Male cum.

There's wood stain all over my face.

by LighLigh February 24, 2022

Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.

My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.

by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

by El_phantasmo January 14, 2016