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Space hopper

A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made

Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?

“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”

Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”

“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”

Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”

“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”

“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021
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Space Cat Jump

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.
by uoy era ohW June 30, 2020
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space mouth

The phase beyond dry mouth. When you cannot even form enough spittle for spit. Your mouth is a vacuum from which nothing can escape.

Caused by smoking way to much of the devils lettuce without taking the necessary hydration precautions before sparking up.
Dude we should have brought a bottle of water with us I have aggressive space mouth.
by Flange22 February 26, 2021
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bodging space dock

When a frozen poo falls from a plane and on impact it penetrates you to death.
He was bodged to death by a bodging space dock
by Quackquack90 May 11, 2018
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sacramento space suit

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.
Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.
by jdazza30 October 25, 2014
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Space AIDS

Did you hear? Jimmy finally got space aids!
Wasn’t he vaccinated?
by Rupert3363 September 26, 2021
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Space Gin

A gin & tonic beverage consumed on an aeroplane
I had 2 space gins on the flight from London
by Naomonster June 7, 2022
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