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Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019
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Dutch

A seriously large poo that needs to be removed. It’s very hot and smelly on exit and requires an immediate flush.
Dude I did a massive Dutch and blocked the toilet…..
by CraneFlYi December 17, 2023
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Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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all them years dutch for this snake

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all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2
by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021
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Dutch Clutching

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...
by McLame July 30, 2020
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Dutch language

The most ooga booga caveman language to exist.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.
"geef me een klap papa"
"bro the Dutch language be goofy ahh hell 😭😭"
by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023
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dutch pizza

The act of passing flatulance in ones face during simultanoues falatio or cunniligus.
Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.
by Jtac88 October 8, 2017
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