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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
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Human popsicle

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.
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human dorsal fin

The human dorsal fin, generally associated with dwarfs who like to stealth camp. The human dorsal fin tends to bring the most energy to the everyday whasky review, adding great insight to the hints and notes in the drink. (" I'm getting a bit of grape" " Yeah👍")
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human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.
Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.
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yeah, they are
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Humans

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