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Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022
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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
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The Great Revival of Human Momentum

A movement led by those who believe in resuscitating the lost art of giving a crap about the human soul, seeing people as the fuel that ignites real progress. It’s the revival of forgotten energies stored deep within each of us — a return to cultivating compassion, generosity, and raw human connection at a time when most of the world has numbed itself with algorithms, isolation, and instant gratification.

More than empathy, The Great Revival of Human Momentum is an unapologetic rebellion against the soulless hustle of a “dog-eat-dog” culture. It celebrates the badass who dares to fish in the dark, recognizing that what truly drives momentum is sharing knowledge and nurturing people. This is where real innovation is born — not from competition or greed, but from lighting up one soul so they can light up another.
Her leadership style embodies The Great Revival of Human Momentum — making everyone around her feel seen, challenged, and unstoppable in a world that forgot why people matter.
by Grateful Mentee June 21, 2025
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human suitcase

when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.

(taken from snl)
Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?
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a human second

That image was funny, for about a human second.
by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018
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Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.
"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede
by PotatoePig September 7, 2023
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Human popsicle

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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