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teh gay

Derived from the common mispelling of 'the'.

1. The non-existant malady that one cathces by being around homosexuals (males especially).

2. Term used mostly by those denegrating anti-homosexual positions of religious leaders and far-right wing politicians.
"Yo, John went to San Fransisco and caught 'teh gay'!"

"The Governor wants to prohibit homosexual couples from being foster kids? He must think they'll catch 'teh gay' or something! LOL!"
by okenter July 1, 2005
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gays response

Used to indicate that the previous statement made by a participant in a conversation was that of a gay type/orientation
A) you suck like a bitch on a pension
B) gays response
A) fuck you
B) gays response

Repeat as necessary
by roxursox June 12, 2008
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gay buffet

A gay orgy with five or more dicks to eat.
Yo, Shoballz totally enjoyed the dicks from the gay buffet the other day.
by JiggaBloo November 26, 2014
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gay as paint

Gay as Paint is a bygone term that originally was used to describe something that had been painted in bright vivid colors (when gay meant bright, vivacious and sparkling before its association with homosexuals). Thus, to be gay as paint meant something was as "gay (bright) as paint...made it possible"

Jacqueline Onassis has been quoted using that term to describe Truman Capote. In a conversation she had with Joan Kennedy, the latter asked if Capote was gay... Jackie replied, "He's so gay, he's gay as paint." By then the term had morphed to describe flamboyant homosexuals in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the reframing of gay as a homosexual term.
"He's so gay, he is gay as paint."
by Albolene November 24, 2013
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gay joker

Cole isnt coming to the car show tonight? What a gay joker.
by imdarnbored May 14, 2015
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No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may
Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!
by Basscrack November 11, 2019
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Gay Jousting

You and a Homie 69 trying to make the other person throw up. First one to barf is the loser/Gay. 👺
Yo homie wanna gay joust at my place tonight?

Aye I just won that Gay Jousting competition in Indiana.

Me and the homies were Gay Jousting yesterday and a load came out my nose.
by Koolman32 March 30, 2019
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