October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do
by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022

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by shniggs September 14, 2015

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch
French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?
Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
by Doodle May 7, 2018

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

sybille foucart
by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025
