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October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do
Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day
by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022
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French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.
My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.
by shniggs September 14, 2015
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french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch
French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
by Doodle May 7, 2018
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French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
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french dyke

sybille foucart
Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke
by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019
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french fellation

the action of sucking a snail's cock like a frenchie
the frogs love to give the snails a french fellation
by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025
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