dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015

dutch rudner

when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.

there is nun i just dont like dutch rudner jews, Noah trembley

by NotSeCretOrgans April 16, 2019

Dutch Hug

A seemingly innocent hug that quickly turns into a full-blown violation. It starts with the hugger wrapping their arms under the other person’s armpits, forming a triangle, pulling them in for what feels like a warm, sincere embrace. But just as the victim lets their guard down—BAM—a sneaky finger slides straight into their rectum. Equal parts prank, power move, and lawsuit waiting to happen, this is the ultimate test of friendship (or its sudden end).

"Bro, I thought we were just saying goodbye, but then he hit me with The Dutch Hug. I’m traumatized."

by z3lcnq March 22, 2025

Dutch Elbow

Similar to a donkey punch, When you are going down on your girl and you give her a good, hard punch on her funny bone, causing her to shriek in pain and causing her vagina to squeeze the shit out of your dick. Second best orgasm I've ever had.

"Hey bro, I heard Sam scream really loud last night, you must have dicked her good!"
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."

by MangledTaint May 28, 2019

Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose

We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy

by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024

Dutch Harbor

Similar to a circle jerk but with dutch rudders; a collection of men giving each other a dutch rudders in a group

-I heard you guys had a jerk off
- no we just gave each other {dutch rudders
- oh, it was a dutch harbor

by That_One_Guy_You_Know May 10, 2015

Sheldon dutch

Party central where people go to get turnt and have sex.

Yo are we going to to pull up to Sheldon dutch tonight?

by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023