dickin donuts

to fuck a donut

last night i had a dickin donuts and are it after i creamed it

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

Coffee and Donuts

Slang term for marijuana, usually when used in the context of a location. Rarely used to refer to the substance itself, rather the act of consuming. Applicable for every variation of consumption, including smoke and edibles. It is also common to refer to the location as "the lounge".

"Hey man you wanna go grab some Cofee and Donuts in the lounge? I just had a really stressful exam."
"Have you guys been having Coffee and Donuts in here? it danks"

by Coffee+Donuts March 26, 2017

dont take my penis

To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.

To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).

Hey dont take my penis man, i want to fuck Tiffany this afternoon. Around 2 o'clock. please

by TheKilla,justjoking November 21, 2010

Dontard

Someone who combines senility and total ineptitude, not even trying, periodically repeating what others just said in order to appear relevant, and sucking up to your boss who keeps you around precisely because you're such a feckless stooge.

1: My boss was all up in my shit today because he has no idea what's going on and can't do anything himself.

2: Dontard

by peeps007 October 22, 2013

i dont give a hockey

used by dumb people usually named stefan

person 1: hey stefan. u suck
stefan: i dont give a hockey
person 1: *looks it up on urban*

by mrs.kitcat April 5, 2017

leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather

do-nut puncher A)he fists people

B)they hate viginas (pussys)

ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher

no im bi

lol

by calan123 April 27, 2010

dunkin' donuts

v. Verb
dunkin' donuts (dun-kin dough-nuts)

A sex act in which a male inserts his testicles in another persons rectum.

"I said dunkin' donuts you crazy Chinese bitch!"

OR

Woman: "Just what the hell do you think your doing?"
Man: "I said dunkin' donuts youn crazy Chinese bitch!"

by Lufty December 26, 2005