"hey it's national slap thon's large forehead day!"-person 2
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may
by niyikey May 01, 2021
Person 1: Another reason why May 17, 2056 will be your best day ever!
Jack: that’s not very FORTNITE poggers
Jack: that’s not very FORTNITE poggers
by Don’t have a user name May 17, 2021
A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.
Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 27, 2022
Jasmine Mai Rob’s are the best people to be around. They are funny, caring and cool 😎 but don’t get on her dark side bc she’ll tear you up and turn into the wolf of the night 🐺 they also have massive big fattys and pull every guys known to man 🙄🤚
man1: yo have you seen that Jasmine Mai Rob chick?
man2: no why, what’s with her?
man1: corr she’s so fit and has the biggest bum i’ve ever seen!!
man2: no why, what’s with her?
man1: corr she’s so fit and has the biggest bum i’ve ever seen!!
by crocod00dle February 04, 2022
"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.
by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 07, 2020
by TheSussyVietnamese February 08, 2023
Extra floppy patch of skin around "the stitching" behind the balls near the gooch...better known as the male labia (thus the name maybia, also spelled mabia)
Gosh i was just trying to manscape for the party tonight...but i nicked my Maybia (may-be-uh) and got blood all over my new ed hardy jeans
by the_nantista December 08, 2010