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Jupy the Banana Man

Jupy is a being that humans are yet to understand. Jupy is a shadow like character who can teleport, be very agile, and could even slow down or speed up time as well as do many other feats. Jupy is known for being the Banana Man. Giving Bananas to everyone it meets. KazooDoesArt first spotted this creature while under a Banana Tree. Jupy also commits arson and does have a lot of power. Able to grow in height or shrink if needed. It can also move at high speeds. Jupy can be dangerous, but is around a good companion and friend. If you meet one. Cherish it.
Person one: I'm hungry.
Person two: Then ask Jupy the Banana Man for a Banana.
Person one: No way, he always sets more toaster on fire afterwards
by Jake Josh October 23, 2022
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Banana Hammock Jamboree

A secret Gentlemen's Club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-classed men will group together and 'wiggle' to "I'm sexy and I know it," by LMFAO, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.
Famous actor Johnny Depp has attended only one banana hammock jamboree.
by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015
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Banana Pepper Pussy

When a girl's vagina has the look, feel, taste, smell, and consistency of a Banana Pepper. Imagine having a banana pepper right in front of you. You can see it's bright yellow coloring, you can smell the vinegar, you salivate at the thought and smell of it as if you can taste it.

Now imagine pulling down her underwear and that is what you see and smell. Now, instead of a banana pepper or a vagina, you have a banana pepper pussy right in front of you. You're about to go in for the kill, but the sight, stench, and juices that emit from the pussy are rancid, as if the sweat and work from the day has spoiled it. It has not been refrigerated or stored properly, it is a nice body temperature degree.

If you have a cut on your lips, inside your mouth or on your tongue, an STD is the least of your worries. The vinegar will burn worse than Gonorrhea. The stench and liquid will stain your hands, mouth and life like Gonorrhea though.
Guy: "Hey girl, you got that Banana Pepper Pussy"
Girl: "What does that mean?"
Guy: "It means your pussy stench and consistency of a yellow, vinegary fucking Banana Pepper, bitch. Stay away."
by Ace1gameprinc September 14, 2019
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hot banana juice

semen, sperm, the warm juice that is ejaculated from a banana, aka a penis. usually used as a remedy for any ailment.
lisa: my throat hurts

jerry: oh i have something to make it better

lisa: u do? what is it?

jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything
by zombiegod536 April 30, 2011
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Banana Pew Pew

Only the greatest game ever created. Created by Patrick Keough and Andrew Terenzi.

RULES OF PLAY!
1.Game of shooting friends, make your hand into the form of a gun.
2.Must say banana to activate gun (sort of like reloading)
3.Must make pew pew noise or shot doesnt count.
4.If you get shot you are done until the end of the round.
5. New round starts everytime a bell, ring, ding, etc. is heard. (these rules sometimes can be changed if bells are not heard different things can sometimes be made to signify new rounds)
6.Most of all have fun
7.There is no purposely creating your own rounds.
You see your friend walkin down the hall.

You:BANANA PEW PEW
Friend: AWW damn
by tickmeister March 2, 2009
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Cool Bananas

A phrase used to express your satisfaction with someones proposed course of action. The phrase was actually first coined by Simon Lambert on the 6th Floor of the Playford Builidng at the South Australian Institiute of Technology in mid 1984. Simon responded with "Cool Bananas" after one of the Malaysian students hacked into the Unibversity computer and changed all of the years assignment outcomes to the right answers , therefore saving hours of time trying to generate an R-squared in excess of 98.9%.
Person 1 : I just bought a metre long stick of licorice !

Person 2 : Cool bananas !!

Person 1 : I can get it done but I may need to kill Mary ...

Person 2 : Cool bananas
by TheValuer June 4, 2013
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Green Banana

AKA an "un-ripe penis"
A male that has not experienced sexual intercourse.
"Guess what? I heard Josh is a green banana!"
"No way! Well that explains why he asks so many questions in sex-ed!"
by Greenie Man June 15, 2009
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