bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 04, 2014
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Ice Cream Bars

Easy bars that anybody can spit. Mainly used by those who claim they got "bars".
by TWROPE March 10, 2015
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Ice Cream Bars

Friend: I hate ice cream bars
Me: PERISH YOU @^$^#%#$ @%#%# *#^#@# ^#%@^$
by Blueberie January 04, 2024
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bar stealer

Some one that moves to a city with no freinds and starts stealing their coworkers bar freinds.

Because he's a loser and can't make his own freinds.
Hey TJ. Stop being a loser bar stealer
by Ed8469 May 15, 2022
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bar foodie

1. Someone that spends enough time in different bars to be able to tell you which place has good nachos and which place has REALLY good nachos.

2. Someone that knows the food/bar special schedules for different bars (e.g. Taco Tuesdays, Wednesday Wings, Thirsty Thursdays).

3. An alcoholic.
His advanced hindsight with respect to our choice of appetizers indicated that he was a bar foodie, or at least had been here drunk on more than 10 occasions.
by AleclikeBaldwin October 15, 2010
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im off a bar

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪
by gangster14 May 16, 2019
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anal chocolate bar

A poop covered penis after having anal sex
She ate up that anal chocolate bar after getting her ass pound
by Lynzz November 02, 2023
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