douche bag

A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.

Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water!

by Magneto_1970 December 16, 2010

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Rage Bag

A bag containing a pair of clothes toothbrush, deodorant, and condoms. Used commonly for after work when going straight to the bars to "rage." Rage bags are commoy kept in one's car or work locker.

John: yo, let's hit the bars right after work so we can get retardedly drunk!

Kyle: Hell yeah. I got my rage bag in the car so I can go straight after we close this shit hole kitchen.

by Rage bag equipped December 14, 2012

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school bag

The piece of shit that is way to heavy and breaks at the end of the fucking year, draining your parents money in the process

Lincoln: Mommy, my school bag ripped.
Motherly figure: I'm going to commit tax fraud to pay this.

by no reeal name, just me January 10, 2022

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Bagged milker

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.

Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.

by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

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A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.

You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!

by Ahent June 2, 2019

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