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Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
by qwefera March 28, 2022
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Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)
Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton
by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.
-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah
by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023
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jacob

that guy is a real jacob
by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020
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Jacob

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))
P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025
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Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."
by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018
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Jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018
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