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Slander Corpse Day

Every year on June 2nd, we slander a woman named Corpse. Fuckers, its time!
Slander Corpse Day is something as simple as “Corpse trying to rizz up the 80th staff member on Joshdub server” or such as “Corpse is a smely lesbo”
by Codonaine June 3, 2023
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national let a gay person in your house day

June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!
It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too
by Whispy.boi June 3, 2023
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mira day

A mira day is a very special day that people don’t come across to often, but when they do, they hold these types of days very close to their heart.

Mira is like a day where nothing too significant happens and time comfortably flows from day to night. During these days, one starts to appreciate the small things in life. You start noticing how great air feels, how nice grass smells, how beautiful seas sound. Whenever you don’t have anything to worry about during a day, and just let time pass in front of your eyes, let the day take you away, you feel amazing. You feel as if you want to stay in such a day forever, because such days as mira days are pure comfort.

No one ever wants a mira day to end, and no one wants to let mira go, especially myself.
“What is your most ideal type of day?”

“My ideal day would be a mira day. I love them so much, cherish them with all my heart
by amore<3 June 4, 2023
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National Wash That Neck Day

A day where you wash your neck.
Its National Wash That Neck Day! I need to wash my neck!
by Software Notion June 5, 2023
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National No Makeup Day

On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty
John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”
by Grayson allen June 6, 2023
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Beat A Nightcrawler Day

On this day, (08/0/2023) you can legally beat up a nightcrawler from kaiju paradise.
Guy 1: *beats up a nightcrawler*
NC: *cant do shit since it's Beat A Nightcrawler Day*
by GDMinty1twitter June 8, 2023
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National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023
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