toene-up

Caring attention/servicing to someone's "downstairs sausages".

I always get da biggest giggle-fits outta pretty girls when I give dem free toene-ups --- naturally they love having me massage their feet and trim their nails and gently file away their corns and calluses, plus of course I myself experience a similar degree of pleasure in dat I get to rub and otherwise handle their cute tootsies, plus they reward me not only wif assorted smiles, grateful words, hand-squeeziz, hugz, and kissiz, but they also then let me place their delicate arches and heels against my fuzzy chest and affectionately hold my hands, then mentally "pump out lots of love" through their soles and palms to sooth my heart.

by QuacksO January 10, 2026

UP 4972

An EMD SD70M that was built in 2002, and GummyVlad trespassed into the cab

OMG, I am inside of a UP cab in UP 4972

by harborfailtrain67 January 10, 2026

Gerbed Up

Slang for when a man is cold and his scrotum is shrunken, making his balls look small, resembling “gerbil balls”.

Dang, that water is cold! I’m all gerbed up

by anonymous January 11, 2026

Up the pipe

Upping the pipe refers to someone pulling out a weapon. The “pipe” refers to the barrel of the weapon.

If you don’t give me my money twin ima up the pipe on you fool

by anonymous January 17, 2025

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro”

A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”

by Totalbabe222 January 17, 2025

fire up the quattro

a god tier beatles fan account named after the quote by the legendary gene hunt 😎😎

ay up subscribe to fire up the quattro its my beatles fan account 🔥🔥

by seabass 🔥 January 19, 2025

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025