cross fucking

the act of having sexual intercourse while in shape of an X. Seen mostly in hardcore porn videos.

He was cross fucking me last night. My pussy never bleed so much since then

by Noodleboilver6969 April 23, 2018

Fuck Boo

Guy you fuck and ghost. Or get ghosted by.

He’s probably just a fuck boo. Fuck and leave him.

by DaddysDirtyGirlie February 7, 2021

Klepto-fucking

The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.

Have you heard? Jessica got caught klepto-fucking.

by Son-Dood January 3, 2017

Fuck around

A phrase drunk people use quiet frequently

“Fuck around” joe said when he was drunk

by Sleepy joe 991 January 18, 2021

fuck off

Rudely telling someone to get the fuck away from you because they're pissing you off.
flipping someone off with words.

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Linzey: *stealing a pack of gum bc the cashier didnt see it on the counter *

Karen: Did you pay for that?

Linzey: Fuck off

by i love trent April 2, 2022

Mendacious Fucks

This is the name of the sports franchise that Kara Swisher and Scott Galloway invented in March of 2024 on their podcast. Although it started as a joke they were funded by Mark Cuban to build a new tier 2 world soccer team called the Mendacious Fucks. My name is an inside joke because Scott uses that handle to insult people with a big word that they don't understand. He's basically calling people liars which is kind of a fun name for an international soccer sports franchise.

Scott laid out the challenge. He was going to take on wrexham he was going to create a billion dollar Enterprise with his partner Kara all in sports by not caring about sports at all. He was the king of the Mendacious Fucks and they were playing all attack football and selling a lot of merch.

by robtyrie March 29, 2024

fuck the goofy

This means to forget all the jokes

So I told this dude to fight the joke that he made
Fuck the goofy

by Godessses November 22, 2018