dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

Dick makeup

Remnants of cum of your face/chin

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup

by Sillyc May 17, 2019

Dick

You are a sick for searching dick on this website

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick

by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019

Dick

A person usually named tunde and he pisses of his girlfriend alot. Also acts very childish.

Tunde your a fucking dick!!.

by Tjasus December 29, 2018

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks

Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't

by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

vacation dick

A dick that is of a great size, but which you can't take in without having to recover afterwards.

I met this guy last night, he had a vacation dick. It was amazing , but I don't think I would do it again

by Purple Maccaroni June 13, 2016