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Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”
by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
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Dick

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick
by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019
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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity
David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.
by ChatchLands April 8, 2020
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Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.
“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”
by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020
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vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.
Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick
by Lukeadams June 17, 2016
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