Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.

Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*

by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021

National annoy your friend day

On January 23 you can annoy your friends whenever and however you'd like!

"why have you been annoying me the whole day!?"
"Well bc it's National annoy your friend day!"

by LpveherP January 23, 2023

National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

Cuh day

a international day to celebrate a cuh's birthday and a day for the boys go crazy kings

today is cuh day turn up and have some fun

by dacuh October 09, 2020

Kick a posh person day

On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception

Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day

by hotbitchxoxo October 03, 2020

Jes Day

It’s held on the 13th of July, tis a day of raccoons and one amazing beautiful handsome extraordinary sweet lovely one of a kind person. It is the against the law to ever hate this day or have sort of resentment towards the owner of this day. This day we only talk about Jes, we celebrate Jes. In fact, we are all Jes. But the greatest Jes, is Jes himself. #JESDAY #AAYANDAY #GREATESTOFALLTIME #G.O.A.T

ITS JES DAY I HAVE TO KISS A RACCON!
CAN YOU GUYS RENT AN OVERSIZED KARL BALLON FOR AAYAN DAY?
HAPPY BIRTH! ITS JES DAY!

by nonanananan July 12, 2023

Sid-day

It's celebrated on 17th of August as per the popular Indian sitcom named "Philophers". The character Sid, who goes by the name "beerbottle", makes it rain beer for his friends. His friends start calling it the Sid-day.

yasho: bruh, why is it raining beer today?
sunil: brah! it's sid-day gif!
kena: here, fill my cup too. i can't come.
rajjo: wait. i am coming too.

by shantikapremi August 17, 2024