national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023

May 23rd - Sticky Day

The day that celebrates the birth of King Sticky, May 23rd.

“How are you celebrating May 23rd - Sticky Day?”
Well by getting sticky of course!

by nworbc May 23, 2023

National boob pic day

23 may your girlfriend will send a pic of her boobs or herself in a bra

Guy 1: My girl sent me a boob pic
Guy 2: Well ofcourse its national boob pic day

by Kayle1234327284792 May 23, 2023

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

A day where gay people are sad.

Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

by Most average sized Dav May 23, 2023

National Ignore Your GF Day

On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th

by FB Annie May 24, 2023

national arian day

national arian day is a day to celebrate all people named arian. this day is celebrated on April 20th.

National arian day is a special day is for all the arians in the universe being brave enough to have to deal with this shitty planet.

by koensuckz May 24, 2023

National Nitzia is The Best Day!

Nitzia is the best Woohoo

Josh: "You're the Best Nitzia"
Nitzia:"What"
Josh:"It's National Nitzia is The Best Day!"

by SillyMars🌚 May 24, 2023