Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.
On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.
On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.
by Aveyond May 11, 2022
by Hhggj May 22, 2023
Boy: wow i’m living this juul. it hits hella smooth.
Frank: Gimme dat shit nigga. It’s National Give Frank Free Juuls Day.
Frank: Gimme dat shit nigga. It’s National Give Frank Free Juuls Day.
by v8pe god 69420 April 20, 2019
Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!
by Duck laugher April 12, 2023
by nationaldefinitionguy December 18, 2024
National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 10, 2024