condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

Dicked

A person having a penis but the word is in past tense.

We don’t need small dicked men in our lives

by bigdickmasc December 27, 2020

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024