Poop dick

A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))

"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"

by PandaLover_ May 17, 2018

Big dick daddy

A male who gives you an abundance of pleasure.
One who you feel the need to call daddy

Whoo wee, chris.meade is my big dick daddy, he almost knocked the bottom out!

by Ruthanne199 August 9, 2021

Cashauns dick

Longest dick your ever going to get

Damn cashauns dick is amazing

by Hellokiddos239474 April 1, 2019

Kicks Dicks

A way to express how cool, or how enjoyable, an event or proper noun is.

"You all did great setting this up, this party really kicks dicks."

by Coel James July 4, 2022

Dick pic

Is a picture of the male genitals.

Girl: Can you send me a dick pic
Boy: *sends pic*
Girl: You got the 2 inch destroyer I see (2 inch is avarage btw)

by Faranani February 19, 2022

dick hole

whenever you want to insult someone and you want to call them a asshole but worse

"(person one) your fucking gay" "(person two) your a fucking dick hole"

by Tactless58 March 2, 2022

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021