My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

Dick Slap

Person slap face with dick

I dick slapped my homie

by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024

dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy

dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher

by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019

Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018