Your day is a shitterton

Funny day

Mate your day is a shitterton if not boat water

by Rangers A Joey March 18, 2025

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

National Tall People Day

April 3rd, national tall people’s day. That anyone who’s above 6ft gets a kiss from someone who’s below 5’5 for appreciation.

Bro it’s national tall people’s day Nayeli owes you a kiss!

It’s national tall people day stay away!

by Nayeli Husband March 13, 2024

National give your girl a hoodie day

September 15 is national give your girl a hoodie day so she can be warm and comfy all day

Bf:why do you need my hoodie?
Gf: it’s national give your girl a hoodie day

by Chelsea lynnnnnn September 14, 2020

Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.

Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~

by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

National brownie day

A day where we celebrate the creation of delicious brownies so go out there and eat some brownies with your family and friends!

Happy national brownie day

by Rxcv2 August 4, 2022

National 2k/MW DAY

November 29th is a day that you chill out relax and play 2k and MW until at least 1:00 am!

“Ayo my nigga it’s national 2k/MW day”

by djBmoney912 November 28, 2019