National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

Dick

The greatest thing ever

The dick was great

by Rjru December 24, 2018

dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016

Dick-fished

When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture

You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!

by Nyrakt45 May 2, 2020

Grab dick day

December 5th is grab dick day. U must grab someone’s dick on December 5th.

Josh: today’s grab dick day

Ashley: Aii Bett lemme grab ya dick

by I will eat ur ass December 5, 2019

dick

something small in between your legs

damn bro your dick is so small

by YOUR MOMS PUSSY! WOOOOOOOOOO November 24, 2021

speed dick

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.

Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!

by DickRick990 March 28, 2025