by Polar 5436 December 10, 2023
Get the National Jamal Murray Day mug.On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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by homiefucker December 11, 2023
Get the National Creampie your homie day mug.April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.
“Dude why are you whipping your dick out”
“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”
“Alright, go grab some lube”
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“Alright, go grab some lube”
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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"Hey, remember National kick a ginger day?"
"Yeah?"
"Now it's national ginger retaliation day so prepare to suffer!"
"Yeah?"
"Now it's national ginger retaliation day so prepare to suffer!"
by _ReigningGinger_ December 12, 2023
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