Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.

"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."

by AB1991 February 20, 2022

C biscuit

A floating piece of shit or debris in any body of water.

“COME HERE MY LITTLE C BISCUIT !”

by She’ll boneyah March 22, 2023

Gym Biscuit

When a Gym sock is used to substitute a condom

Jimmy have Karen a Gym Biscuit last night

by Screeeeee December 9, 2019

Buttered Biscuit

A snus nicotine pouch (like a zyn) dipped into a baggie of cocaine.

"bro i just ripped an upper decky 6mg buttered biscuit, where these pledges at"

by ebkwgsp September 25, 2025

russian biscuit

russian biscuit means somebody eat a biscuit while drinking and having sex

dude i did some russian biscuits last night

by s8n. December 4, 2019

Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017

to biscuit

The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.

Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.

by Marlboro' Man December 12, 2007