Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.
by ...///.... March 2, 2020
Get the William Matchesmug. Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.
by Steven Hong December 19, 2021
Get the william palmermug. William, Prince of Wales
(noun)
The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
(noun)
The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
"William, Prince of Wales, is like if your dad got a crown and had to smile through awkward public handshakes for the rest of his life."
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025
Get the William, Prince Of Walesmug. 
by memeboi420 January 15, 2020
Get the Keaton Williamsmug. A very egotistical, selfish person who will do anything to belittle others and make them feel upset. They’ll usually use racist and homophobic language to insult people and are very judgemental.
by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024
Get the William phoenix-bowersmug. When an individual has diarrhea related to a sickness and shoots diarrhea explosively onto the face or chest of the partner during sex.
Dude, Lance, last night I had food poisoning from eating a Tubbys sub, had explosive diarrhea, couldn’t hold it back, and I ended up giving Michelle a sweet William all over her face when we were doing it…the bitch seemed to like it!
by T Riha October 2, 2025
Get the Sweet Williammug.