Twat trois

Fancy Term for a Lesbian Threesome.

Female 1: "So I finally had a lesbian threesome with my partner and the hot bartender, last night!"
Female 2: "Do you mean a Twat Trois?!"

by revrendjimmy May 14, 2020

twat

a twat is someone who tells the whole world he is a best seller when he has only sold about 30 books

Richard James Rogers is a twat.

by Jean-Pierre Le Roux May 30, 2020

Rebel Twat

When you poo in your own hand and throw it into the neighbours garden they proceed to eat the poo and pass it down the neighbour hood

The Rebel Twat is a professional ritual

by Doctor Rebel Twat June 1, 2020

Twat

Somebody who goes out of their way to be an ignorant piece of shit and otherwise a jackass towards people he or she doesn’t share the same views and opinions with

“Black lives matter ! “

“Actually , all lives matter “

“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”

by Peachesandcinnimon June 8, 2020

Twat

Someone who is wrong and an asshole about it thinking that they are right when in reality they are the farthest thing from it and will never forget the time when he beat you in an argument but really wouldn’t accept defeat

He’s a bloody twat

by Dog cunt June 15, 2020

Twat

British English slang for a man who is obnoxious but doesn't necessarily realise it. American equivalent would be Douchebag.

Co worker 1: I had to train that new guy the other day and he just wouldn't listen to anything I said and told me how he knows it already, yet he struggled by himself and kept asking me for assistance. Than he got all flustered and started walking around the workplace and getting in everyone's way. Co Worker 2: Yeah I know who your talking about, he seems like a right twat

by Dre_303888 June 29, 2020

twat

josh.

oh look there’s a “twat”

by chlozzamadozza July 17, 2020