Gym Biscuit

When a Gym sock is used to substitute a condom

Jimmy have Karen a Gym Biscuit last night

by Screeeeee December 9, 2019

fruity biscuit

When you have no Tea or Coffee and you need to dunk shitty biscuits, you just dunk it in your juice.

Ah just a couple of fruity biscuits and a cigarette

by Namronnoiminum October 14, 2020

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

Buttery biscuits

When a male ejaculates on testicles. They can be his or some from someone else.

I had buttery biscuits last night my side hoe wanted to lick the butter right off.

by a big dingus July 24, 2019

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

Floaty biscuit

Another word for a poo in the toilet

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet

by Jellydoc August 6, 2016

sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 1, 2022