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jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019
mugGet the jail breakmug.
Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 8, 2023
mugGet the You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkeymug.

Break the seal

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.
Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that
by Dhale78 February 24, 2023
mugGet the Break the sealmug.

break some green

Smoke some pot
Yo, I've been working all day and now it's time to break some green
by teacherjohn June 25, 2017
mugGet the break some greenmug.

meat breaks

Beans Beans of a cat. His or her paws.
"Rub her meat breaks, she likes it!"
by Slinkyspy March 15, 2020
mugGet the meat breaksmug.

Break me off

Sex that's so passionate, the man's penis gets broken in the offing.
She came so hard, she broke him off. And though he didn't show it, he was proud. But later when he went home, he showed he was hurting and he went to see a doctor. But he added that notch to his belt. Prior to the whole experience, the two had playful conversation, and he, feeling she may think him too arrogant, tried to play off what he was saying, by saying it in a by the way type manner, as he said girl you gunna break me off tonight. He apparently was successful because she laughed.
by Archieb September 13, 2023
mugGet the Break me offmug.

break

when your boyfriend says you need a break bc there’s been sm going on even tho you’ve only dated for 1 month and haven’t hung out in real life yet and have only been on the phone once for less than two minutes. he was number 6 on your bsfs list bc you always responded in less than 20 minutes but he sometimes took 22 hours and 48 minutes to respond and you actually really liked him even tho it wasn’t serious yet but he told your bsf before he said you needed a break that he was gonna do it and your bsf didn’t do anything to stop him or try and figure it out before your heart got absolutely shatttered😍
Hey ****** ive got so much going on rn with my family and death and other things I think i need to focus on myself for a lil bit and we should take break😕
by L bozo57 April 24, 2022
mugGet the breakmug.

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