power bar blues

(noun)
--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.

"Hey man, how was the game?"

"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."

"Ouch."

by LAINE. October 15, 2008

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Motor-Powered Vibrator

Gonna be honest, it's literally just a vibrator, but powered by a motor. Like you have to start it like a mower and it goes like "NYENYENYENYENYEEH"

"Have you heard of a motor-powered vibrator?"
"Yeah I have one"

by Abridges528 May 1, 2022

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a legend!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.

Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!

jake 'pieman' power rovers legend jizz gobble

by pieman_rovers June 21, 2009

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momma-bazonkers-powers

When a mother cries, whines, complains or loses it to get her way

Mom uses her momma-bazonkers-powers to get money from my dad.

by smilingontime October 19, 2011

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nigger with electric powers

Dodges child support with lightning speed like a nigga no cap all fax no printer all tree no branch<3

yo hes a nigger with electric powers

by slaveowner123 May 14, 2021

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Monster Tard Powers

Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers

person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."

by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

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