Sausage Lipstick

A slang term for sucking dick.

"I'm not saying she's a whore, but she looks like she applies sausage lipstick every night."

by GeneralWasp October 29, 2012

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018

Sausage Wallet

A young female willing to accept your penis in her vagina. She is the wallet and the man is the sausage.

Man i haven't seen your sausage wallet around lately.
Ah she's pissed at me.

by Kordd September 22, 2009

Double sausage

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

by Doublesausagequeen December 26, 2019

bun in a sausage fest

A female at a predominantly male gathering (also known as a sausage fest).

"Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."

by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016

eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016

sausage vagina

A vagina with huge lips that looks like there is a sausage on it.

Damn that girl has big ass sausage vagina!

by Dillon the Donger October 8, 2016